As we are seated a local Pub:
"Where's the drink menu?"
Mommy: Sam go up to the counter and ask them for a to-go bag.
Sam: You need to two bags Mommy?
M: No, just just one.
S: But you said two go bags. But you want one go bag.
M: No I need one TO-go bag.
S (at the counter): Can I have a one go bag?
M: We are going to take pictures of you cousins Ricky and Justin before prom. Lindsay will have on a pretty dress and Justin is bringing a date too!
S: What's it's name? Because it's never been at Aunt Terri's before.