Mommy: If you don't stop, I am going to pop this ball. (as we drove home and Sam cried for the ball I had just bought)
Sam: Pop the ball Mommy.
(I was not about to pop the ball that I just spent $3.00 on)
Mommy: If you don't go potty before we leave, you will have to wear a diaper.
Sam: Get me a diaper Mommy.
(I DID NOT PUT HIM IN A DIAPER)